The 14 Dinner Experiences in England That Earn Their Price

1.London Dinner Cruise on the Thames River

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 1,772 reviews · 3 hours (approx.) · from $95Our pick

Board at Westminster Pier for an approximately three-hour evening cruise past the London Eye, St. Paul’s, Shakespeare’s Globe, Tower Bridge, Canary Wharf, and the Thames Flood Barrier. You’ll receive a welcome drink, set three-course dinner, live music, and dancing, with VIP seating and canapés available.

“The cruise and staff were good. Main course was good. Would have preferred a choice in food. I looked on the reservation and didn’t see a place to put dietary restrictions. It was difficult to find which pier boat left from.”

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2.Faulty Towers The Dining Experience in London

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 985 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $102

At the President Hotel, Basil, Sybil, and Manuel serve a 1970s-inspired three-course meal while performing comic scenes around your table. Expect about two hours of audience interaction, familiar Fawlty Towers-style chaos, and food that supports the show more than it defines it.

“Hilarious from start to finish! The characters were fantastic and the meal itself was very tasty. We would like to go to this event again, it was that good!”

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3.Hard Rock Cafe London Old Park Lane with Set Menu for Lunch or Dinner

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 394 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $41Best value

Book a two-course Acoustic or three-course Electric set menu at the original 1971 Hard Rock Cafe on Old Park Lane. Expect priority seating, American-style food, soft drinks, historic music memorabilia, and a chance to visit the shop and Vault museum.

“We had Gold menu. It is a limited menu but we all knew we wanted the burger so it suited us. The food was great and we thought it was great value. We decided to get cocktails with the meal and use the included drink as a coffee at the end of the meal which worked great for us. The staff were fabulous. I’d had to call them as tube stations were closed which meant would be late. We did have to wait a little bit but they accommodated us and were really good about it which we were grateful for especially considering how busy they were. I’d definitely do…”

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4.Luxury Sailing Experience Day with Champagne and Lunch or Dinner

★★★★★★★★★★5.0 · 220 reviews · 5 hours 30 minutes (approx.) · from $220Top rated

Spend about five and a half hours aboard a modern Jeanneau yacht from Lymington Yacht Haven. Your skipper and crew handle the sailing, or teach you at the helm, while you enjoy champagne, a freshly prepared two-course meal, and views toward the Isle of Wight.

“If you’re in Southampton before or after a cruise, this experience is a great alternative to touring castles, churches or old towns. Incredible value for a 5+ hour adventure activity which includes fabulous lunch or dinner.”

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5.River Cruise with Three Course Riverside Restaurant Dining

★★★★★★★★★★5.0 · 201 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $131

Start at The Folly Restaurant for a short, relaxed River Thames cruise past Oxford’s boathouses, Christ Church Meadows, and College. Guides such as Paul, Henry, George, Nick, and Manny add local stories and humor. Return to Folly Bridge for Prosecco and a three-course dinner.

“Each staff person was professional, friendly and helpful. It was an absolutely delightful experience. Food was excellent. Perfect birthday gift!”

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6.London Luxury Dinner Experience with Panoramic City Views

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 174 reviews · 2 hours 45 minutes (approx.) · from $166

Board the Bustronome at Victoria Embankment at 7:15 pm for a 2-hour-45-minute dinner circuit through London. Expect six courses, optional wine pairings, recorded landmark commentary, and views of Big Ben, Tower Bridge, the London Eye, and The Shard from a glass-roof bus.

“This was definitely an over promise, under deliver type of experience for me. Here are the top 5 reasons you should not do it 1) the “tour” part is an audio recording that does not audibly tell you when you are close to something. You have to watch your phone for the blue dot (if you can even get it to work on your phone). Awful - missed almost everything 2) the food was not good. Tuna tartare was room temp and mushy. Steak was hard to cut and chew. 3) the bus steamed up inside so you couldn’t see out the windows or take good pics 4) even if…”

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7.Dinner and Jazz Cruise on the River Thames

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 140 reviews · 3 hours (approx.) · from $137

Board at Westminster Pier for a three-hour evening cruise past Big Ben, the London Eye, Tower of London, Tower Bridge, the Shard, and HMS Belfast. A three-course dinner and live jazz are included, but drinks cost extra and seating is fixed. Request dietary needs early and arrive well before departure.

“Great ride down the Thames in London with music, delicious dinner and drinks- it was a beautiful clear night and the lights were fantastic as we saw the sights!”

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8.Hard Rock Cafe Piccadilly Circus with Set Menu for Lunch or Dinner

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 120 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $43

Enjoy a prebooked two or three-course meal at Hard Rock Cafe Piccadilly Circus, with priority seating, rock memorabilia, soft drinks, and menu choices including burgers, chicken, salmon, and plant-based dishes.

“We were seated immediately at 12.. our server was great! Food was the best of all the Hard rocks I have been too”

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9.Roast Dinner Cruise

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 49 reviews · from $48

Set off from Coach Street in Skipton at 11:00 am for a relaxed three-hour cruise aboard a traditional barge. You’ll pass canal landmarks, Snaygill, and open Yorkshire countryside while enjoying a roast dinner. Drinks, including alcohol, are available to buy, and the boat returns to the starting point.

“Lovely roast dinner on a canal boat. The boat is nice and comfortable. Food is served quickly and tastes delicious. Drinks are offered several times throughout the journey with a good option of alcohol and non-alcoholic options. There is a toilet Read more”

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10.London Murder Mystery Dinner Cruise

★★★★★★★★★★3.5 · 9 reviews · from $153

Board at Tower Millennium Pier for a three-hour Saturday night cruise with a three-course meal, an alcoholic drink, and a live murder mystery. Actors draw willing audience members into the case, while you pass the Shard, Shakespeare’s Globe, and HMS Belfast from the River Thames.

“Good food and an interesting murder mystery. The detectives kept the audience involved and chose people from the audience that did an awesome job to help with the story.”

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11.International Stand Up Comedy Showcase – Show & Dinner (Côte)

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 7 reviews · from $84

Start at 5:30 pm with a three-course French-inspired meal at Côte St Martin’s Lane, then walk to nearby Comedy Carnival for three hours of international stand-up. Expect a rotating bill, with past acts including Jack Whitehall, Michael McIntyre, Russell Brand, and Flight of the Conchords.

“Was amazing. Great night. The comedians were amazing the Dinner was amazing. The night was fantastic”

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12.London Spy Experience with Tour Vesper Martini and Dinner

★★★★★★★★★★3.5 · 5 reviews · from $311

Join an espionage expert at 6 p.m. for a three-hour walk through St Ermin’s Hotel, Queen Anne’s Gate, St James’s Park, and Whitehall. Hear MI5, MI6, Cambridge Five, and early-computer stories, drink a Vesper Martini, then finish with dinner, wine, or beer.

“I never got to take the tour, so the rating is on customer service only. Meetup instructions were for two different locations. Went to both (according to Google Maps) and found no one. Called and texted the tour operator mutiple times and got ZRead more”

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13.International Stand Up Comedy Showcase – Show & Dinner (Côte)

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 5 reviews · from $88

Start at Côte St Martin’s Lane at 5:30 pm for a three-course French bistro meal, then walk to Comedy Carnival near Leicester Square for about three hours of stand-up. Expect several international acts, a lively host, mobile entry, and comedy that can push close to the edge.

“We found the meal rushed, it was nice enough, even though we were there for 5:30. A couple of the comedians we found a little offensive. The room seemed to enjoy it so if you don’t mind comedy that is close to the edge you might be fine. ThRead more”

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14.London Christmas Eve With 3 Course Dinner and Midnight Mass

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 3 reviews · from $171

Meet at Victoria at 6:00pm for a 6:30pm coach tour past London’s holiday-lit landmarks, followed by a three-course dinner with Prosecco and Midnight Mass at St Martin-in-the-Fields. A guide keeps the evening lively, and central hotel drop-off follows around 2:00am.

“The tour guide was magnificent. He was an encyclopedia of knowledge on the different parts of the city and imparted his witty moments to make the experience very good. The dinner at the Brown's Restaurant was good. Service and quality wRead more”

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